I dislike talking to people. But, every now and again, I get the urge to start a random conversation. I don't want to actually have to bother with anything true. Or even really get to know people. I just want to pass the time in an amusing way that doesn't involve talking about the weather, current events or what I do for a living.
Therefore, I want to try this some day this week. I want to turn to the person next to me and say: