Someone needs to take this and this, as they are similar in theme, and do some sort of song and dance mash up in a public setting like this or this or this or this. Look, it's titled and labeled as a bad idea, OK? They can't all be winners. I'll try to have a good idea to balance it out later this week.
I now have a Bad Ideas tag. Because I have a lot of them. Hey, at least you got some Improv Everywhere links out of this. Because, I care.